Liquidation Price Water Bottle
$34.99
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The trader's daily reminder, printed dark on white stainless steel.
A horizontal price scale wraps the side of the bottle: LIQUIDATED in neon magenta on the left, ENTRY in jet black at center, MOON in electric cyan on the right. Three states of every position, drawn straight on the metal — the bottle stays clean in the hand and the design only declares itself when you hold it up.
As much a gag as a routine. Hydrate. Don't get liquidated.
- Insulated double-wall stainless steel, white blank
- Available in 12 oz, 18 oz, and 32 oz
- Printed front panel; rear is clean
- Hand-wash recommended